Can i not drive my cunt home
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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