I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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