He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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