is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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