I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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