Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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