Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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