If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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