youre lurking in front of me
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
and you fell through a lawn chair
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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