Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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