Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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