remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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