Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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