Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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