i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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