Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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