Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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