There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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