i think my mom watched the whole time
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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