Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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