Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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