I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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