i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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