So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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