Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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