I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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