She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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