i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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