think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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