so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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