it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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