Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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