I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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