Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
