it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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