i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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