Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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