Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
