Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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