I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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