No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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