i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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