wanna go halves on a baby?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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