I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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