Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
