So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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