there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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