I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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