Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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