Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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