Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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