MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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