And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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