You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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