do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I wish I could teleport
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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