She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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